I’ve tried to be friends with you on so many occasions, but our relationship always turns out bad. Why can’t you just be simple and fun? Every quarter, I have to sit and go through about 100 classes that I could potentially take. I have to pick the top 3-4 classes and then I have to pick about 5-6 backup classes that I could take in case I don’t get into those top classes I really want. I appreciate your vast selection, but this is getting to be a bit much. You stress me out on so many levels. It’s basically not fair.
Can I just ask you to do me a favor to make both our lives easier? Just let me get into the classes I want to take next quarter, k? Just save me one little spot in all 4 classes I want and we will be set. If you could do that for me, I might be able to re-evaluate our friendship.
Thanks so much for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Me